one time I was eating lunch and I said “I should go to florida tomorrow” and my friends were like “haha okay” but what they didn’t know was that my family had already made plans to take me to florida so I was absent from school for a day and when I got back my friends were like “where were you?” and I said “um florida remember??” and I think for a while I had them convinced I was this unbelievably privileged billionaire with a private jet or something